A ShRine To

RUFUS SHINRA


Lark: "Here's my shrine to my favorite FF7 character, Rufus Shinra!! Unforunatly I don't have many pictures of him, unlike with Sephiroth, where are there are about 5 billion...."

Sephiroth: "Are you insulting me?"

Lark: "Hey, Sephiroth!! Get out of here! This isn't your shrine!!!"

Sephiroth: *mumbles as he trudges away* "Rufus sucks..."

Lark: "Don't mind him. He's jealous cause I like someone in FF7 more than him. Anyway, as I was saying, I love Rufus. He is my favorite FF7 character. Why do I love him? Cause he just acts so cool and he's really cute. Hehe. I'm not very good at explaining why. It's also obvious that he had a pretty bad past, so you have to feel sorry for him... Well... I feel sorry for him..."

Lark: "Aw ." ^_^

Lark: "Look at those sexy eyes...." *swoon* "I know I can't..."


Lark: "Is there anything wrong with running from a fight? Nope! Especially when you grab your helicopter and fly off like Rufus!"


Lark: "Who doesn't?" *sigh* "My sister says that Rufus is evil, but I beg to differ. There were people in Shinra *cough* Scarlet *cough* Heidegger *cough* far worse than him! He was just screwed up as a child and that's why he's cold everything. That's my theory anyway."


Yeah Sephiroth and I finally struck a deal. I can take down the picture of Rufus dying if I took down the picture of him with the blood running down his face. Sometimes it pays to compromise.



Lark: "Here are some great Rufus quotes:"

"Stop that stupid horse laugh."
"What a crew."
"....Do something. I'll be expecting results."
"Anything I say is too little, too late. We must evacuate."

Lark: "Hmmm...was he aware he was rhyming in that last one? Oh well."
 



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